CAT

She's my best friend, and I love her, utterly unconditionally! Her company is what I look forward to most when I wake in the morning and when I sleep at night. Her fur is as white and soft as the downy fur on a newborn child, and her pink nose is a rose in a sea of snow. She's a much better companion than Harold, that cheating slut.

Key words: affection, cat, old woman